Tati Westbrook Part 39: Twati Does Dallas and Fort Worth

[tar]

Nobody wants to see Lames.
I don’t know why she’s always including him.

So she didn’t even include Mikayla’s name?
She was scared to call her out directly? Afraid Fakalya’s minions would come after her?

[chipn dip]

Right?!
The Lion, The Witch and the audacity of this bitch.
She doesn't even look at her comments section anyway

[Rosie34567-2]

Right?!
The Lion, The Witch and the audacity of this bitch.
She doesn't even look at her comments section anyway

lol i chuckled at that for too long

[Rosie34567-2]

Every time she says something mundane, but with such self importance, I think to myself:

How have we regressed as a society to the point where we're supposed to care that some random woman in Texas (whom we don't even know) had a burger and fries?! And now she's "bloated"? Shock horror.

WOW I can't believe she gets paid for this crap.

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[Rosie34567-2]

(sorry for the triple post)

Did she seriously drive 3.5 hrs (each way!) to buy...eggs and milk? That's it?

Like I guess it's nice that she wants to support a farm? But the carbon footprint of the drive alone (in a freakin' G WAGON of all cars!) totally erases the whole point of shopping local, from an environmental point of view. Also who even has 7 hours to go buy eggs and milk? Oh right...two people who don't have jobs...

Also: maybe we shouldn't promote drinking RAW MILK to people, Tati. According to the CDC, it's one of the riskiest foods.

Ugh, the things she'll do to seem nAtUrAl and hEaLtHy.

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[chipn dip]

she doesn't look very healthy to me, all inflamed, but also pale

[AnxiousSusa]

Nobody wants to see Lames.
I don’t know why she’s always including him.

this. i haven't watched a tati video in so long because i can tell without even clicking on the vids that he is in every single one of them in some form or another. stop it.

[lulugirl765]

She’s setting up to tell us James wants his own channel.

[vajigglejaggle]

they're starting to morph into the same person, her and james. long scraggly hair, big chiclet teeth, vacant eyes, wannabe 1%er smug facial expressions.

[tar]

She’s setting up to tell us James wants his own channel.

Can you imagine…….

[tar]

they're starting to morph into the same person, her and james. long scraggly hair, big chiclet teeth, vacant eyes, wannabe 1%er smug facial expressions.

Does James act as self righteous as Tati does? I don’t watch Tati these days.

[Rosie34567-2]

James just looks dead inside, imo. Like he doesn't have the same "spark" he used to have, and he seems like an empty shell of the person he used to be.

I mean his wife told thousands of people on the internet that she didn't love him anymore and she has to "try" to be with him...and they awkwardly did not divorce after that...so now they're still together, pretending to be okay, with that huge ass elephant in the room.

That being said, I'm still not giving him a free pass though...he's complicit with Tati and all her Tati-ness and I'm sure he has his own issues.

[Oubliette]

I just gotta say... they got 15 dozen eggs (180 eggs) and James said it would take them about 3 weeks to go through them, how many eggs do they eat per day???

I thought it was an obscene amount of eggs for just 2 people, especially in these times where eggs are so expensive and people can barely afford them. This vlog was very out of touch from reality. It was like "Oh, so sorry you can't afford eggs! Here's a vlog to cheer you up: look at us driving around for hours to get 15 DOZEN cause we're so #blessed!"

Oh and miss me with that "organic/buy local to support the planet because of carbon print blah, blah, blah" bullshit when she literally buys TONS of makeup that ships from all around the world and all that PR she gets as well.

The irony in these two clowns is outstanding. They always have this holier-than-thou attitude about everything!

The thing is that whenever she changes her habits, she feels the need to put down everyone else who might be doing them as well in order for her to appear like she's risen above it all and we're just peasants who know nothing. She has all the right info guys! Don't burn candles, eat more meat, buy organic and local, don't take sponsorships or do Tik Tok (oh wait... )...

Insufferable these two...

[chipn dip]

yeah if the egg thing wasn't a deliberate flex then they are out of touch with reality

[tar]

Tati has always thought she was above everyone else. She was trying to flex about something. I think she has been taken down
several notches though.

[Phil3]

Tati IS scary-looking, her alien penis collarbones, the weird cheeks, face that doesn't move, she's like an uncanny valley android Stepford Wife-SO creepy!

Don't forget the landing strip philtrum and those Chimpanzee ears which look like they are starting to get unpinned.

OMg this made me smile.

[Christine 1958 Fury]

I think James is not only complicit, but I'll go a step further and say I believe he's the one who made Tati the maniac she is. Ok, she appears to have been something of a doof before him (cue the cringe dance video), but I think he gasses her up and really has her believing she's hot shit and better than everyone else. Remember, he's a career criminal and greedy grubber. So I guess that makes them perfect for each other. Also, regarding his alleged 10-year gap of disappearing from the internet, I'm convinced he's been in jail. Might have been a country club jail, but still. Maybe he could run a YouTube channel about tax evasion or something LOL or he could team up with Jordan Farnum and they could be Real Househusbands Who Don't Do Anything...

Gross. Both of them. That bullshit with the eggs was definitely a flex. Ha ha, look at us and seethe jealousy, you no-egg-having PEASANTS. We shall feed these eggs to the dog if we have to, throw them away if we have to, but we will by god use them all in 3 weeks!

[Phil3]

I think James is not only complicit, but I'll go a step further and say I believe he's the one who made Tati the maniac she is. Ok, she appears to have been something of a doof before him (cue the cringe dance video), but I think he gasses her up and really has her believing she's hot shit and better than everyone else. Remember, he's a career criminal and greedy grubber. So I guess that makes them perfect for each other. Also, regarding his alleged 10-year gap of disappearing from the internet, I'm convinced he's been in jail. Might have been a country club jail, but still. Maybe he could run a YouTube channel about tax evasion or something LOL or he could team up with Jordan Farnum and they could be Real Househusbands Who Don't Do Anything...

Gross. Both of them. That bullshit with the eggs was definitely a flex. Ha ha, look at us and seethe jealousy, you no-egg-having PEASANTS. We shall feed these eggs to the dog if we have to, throw them away if we have to, but we will by god use them all in 3 weeks!

Wait, ten year gap from the internet!????

[Christine 1958 Fury]

Yes! I think this was reported back when KJ was doing her digging on the Westbrooks. I know for sure it was mentioned in our threads here. If I have some time, I'll see if I can find it. In the meantime, you might be able to find references to it . I'm going to guess Part 36 or Part 37 might be good places to start.

[vajigglejaggle]

dude that make a lot of sense. his "professional" record has been shady all this time.
i love how they drove like 3 hours to buy a million eggs for ThE PLaNeT