Cank-Elle Faux-rence and her last ditch effort to hitch Rick-Diana Jones and his swift clip to the piss ring

[drewberry_moore]

Meanwhile those brows are approaching Disney Villain territory when combined with her fake smirk and cold greedy eyes.


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I used to think Elle looked like Snow White with the fair skin and dark hair. You're right though, she's starting to look like a Disney villain.

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[TheObservant_1]

#facetune

What's going on with her lip? Looks like she tried to Photoshop her mouth closed giving her a grinch like appearance.

OMG! Her mouth looks ridiculous!

[thecatlass]

Does cruelty to eyebrows run in her family? Her mother has sperm-shaped eyebrows and Smelle has something that looks like birds drawn with a charcoal by a preschooler.

Smelle's hair is begging for a vistit at a hairdresser's. It's a mess.

I can't believe she wrote that nasty reply to an IG comment about her Vancouver life. She should get some backlash for that but I suppose her middle aged followers are not tech savvy enough to use Instagram. This comment just proves that there is something genuinely wrong with Smelle's head. She loves to victimise herself. What a pathetic woman. Makes me sick when I look at that smirk and remember all the eye f***ing she does at herself in the camera viewfinder.

[LuvYoutube]

Plus Joe and Ricky-dick overlapped in the same year.

Actually, Joe and old man Rick didn't overlap -- there was someone else in-between!

May 2018 -- Joe dumps Elle

July 2018 -- Elle meets single dad, country-music loving "Special Someone"

February 2019-ish -- Special Someone dumps Elle

March/April 2019 -- Elle and Rick reconnect over social media (took a course together 10 years ago, no contact since)

July 30, 2019 -- Engaged to old man Rick

August 2019 -- Living with old man Rick in the swamp

I don't usually comment on dating habits, because everyone has a different approach to relationships. But Elle seriously burns through men! She is addicted to relationships even when it's clear the men don't feel the same (Chris and Joe)

I wanted to add this just because:

January 2016: Chris dumps Elle

March 2016: Elle moves into new apartment. Meets Joe not too long after. Not sure when but they were definitely dating during 2016.

April 2017: Elle and Joe move in together

Etc...

That’s 4 different guys in 3 years.

Thank you for the Chris timeline....I was wondering when he dumped her. There was someone, possibly more than one, before Chris who likely dumped her too. She mentioned in her 2014 TMI Tag that she had been in love before and had been in a terrible breakup. (Questions 2 and 3).
Therefore a long history, possibly her entire dating history, of being serially dumped and having her heart broken.

[Guest]

^^^^^^^^^^

Her answer to "have you ever had a bad breakup?" was an eyebrow-raised "yes, definitely". She seems like the type to fall in love very quickly and suffer when a breakup occurs.

She also said she is wearing a "plade shirt", and included one of her infamous "3,2,1" moments

[Rosie34567]

Plus Joe and Ricky-dick overlapped in the same year.

Actually, Joe and old man Rick didn't overlap -- there was someone else in-between!

May 2018 -- Joe dumps Elle

July 2018 -- Elle meets single dad, country-music loving "Special Someone"

February 2019-ish -- Special Someone dumps Elle

March/April 2019 -- Elle and Rick reconnect over social media (took a course together 10 years ago, no contact since)

July 30, 2019 -- Engaged to old man Rick

August 2019 -- Living with old man Rick in the swamp

I don't usually comment on dating habits, because everyone has a different approach to relationships. But Elle seriously burns through men! She is addicted to relationships even when it's clear the men don't feel the same (Chris and Joe)

I wanted to add this just because:

January 2016: Chris dumps Elle

March 2016: Elle moves into new apartment. Meets Joe not too long after. Not sure when but they were definitely dating during 2016.

April 2017: Elle and Joe move in together

Etc...

That’s 4 different guys in 3 years.

omg yeah you guys are right!

Lmao how we literally needed to make a timeline/chart...

[Ccc123000]

^^^^^^^^^^

Her answer to "have you ever had a bad breakup?" was an eyebrow-raised "yes, definitely". She seems like the type to fall in love very quickly and suffer when a breakup occurs.

She also said she is wearing a "plade shirt", and included one of her infamous "3,2,1" moments

Did she seriously say that?

Was just watching a 5-year old video where she calls Neiman Marcus "Nigh-man Marcus." I was wondering if this was a regional thing, or just an Elle thing.

[LuvYoutube]

To complete the timeline does anyone remember when Elle and Chris started dating?

[Guest]

God, their home is so, so ugly.

I can't with that living room -- her $4,000 sofa with old man Rick's rocking chair. The bare walls and the beige paint are so drab. They have a portrait of Abraham Lincoln on the wall -- are they living in a museum?

The glass dining room table with Victorian wooden chairs. So ugly and clashing, especially with that dreadful American Eagle/constitution poster above it.

All the overhead lighting really washes #girlboss out and makes the place look like it's straight outta Days of Our Lives.

[qwerty888]

What are some new thread name ideas?

[sweetkron]

Btw I skimmed the new video and Elle got a new cat that's not designer? Wow, he's changing her...

I'm pretty sure that's Rick's cat from before, not a new cat.

Edit: shit I'm sorry, didn't realize there was now a third cat!

[sweetkron]

4 minutes into the newest video...what the FUCK is that dance she's doing with the tree skirt.

[notsoposh]

Btw I skimmed the new video and Elle got a new cat that's not designer? Wow, he's changing her

Doesn’t that cat look like a bengal breed?

[Rosie34567]

I'm cracking up rn that she has huge brown couches in her living room. I specifically remember, in her Loft Tour vid (when she lived with Chris, I think? Hard to keep track haha) she was like "I hate brown couches. I always say to Chris that this brown couch is 'the other woman' because it's just something I cannot get past. We will definitely be reupholstering it soon." And she actually brought her brown couch with her from Vancouver (when she changed her style *again* to match her modern apartment).

It's just so weird, because now she's like bragging about her brown couches, when a few years ago she was literally embarrassed to *gasp* have a brown couch in her apartment. It's amazing what she'll pick and choose to see/ignore in order to delude herself in relationships. She'll mold herself to any guy.

Also she got Christmas rodents...you all called it!

[Rosie34567]

And...she got another cat. She "rescued" it and the cat has "such an amazing story of hope."

She really is bored. I also think this is another act of desperation from Elle (kind of like when people have kids to save a marriage).

[no_strings]

Eleanor is literally The Pied Piper.

How does she find rats wherever she goes? I have never seen rodent Christmas tree ornaments. She has managed to find them in Vancouver and now in Florida. It's probably all the crumbs she leaves in her wake

ETA: Living room. Yiiiiiiikes. Coffee table layout looks like a doctor's office (magazine spread)... Poor Winston 2.0 is jammed between the 2 couches. Whoever is sitting on that right one by the wall will literally be kissing Winston.

Girlboss def never has excelled at interior decorating.

[Keikochan]

Btw I skimmed the new video and Elle got a new cat that's not designer? Wow, he's changing her

Doesn’t that cat look like a bengal breed?

It does look like a bengal! What are the odds of finding a stray bengal in a car park?
The name is surprising, I wouldn't of guessed Sam.

[drasticactions]

She's prob just telling Rick and us the same story that she "found" it bc Rick would have a heart attack if she told him how expensive her new Bengal is.

[ice_cherry]

Mrs. Cleaver in the making...
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(I created this on imgflip.com, but if anyone would like to use it for an avatar or something, feel free!)

[LetsGossipShallWe]

From her latest Instagram post. So rude.

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Aaaaand the comment, her snarky response along with all other replies have been deleted (although all of us knew this was coming).