Marissa "She Believed She Could But She Didn't" Lace

[FrecklesMcGhee]

Title by u/CrackedGlassSlipper

EDIT: Can an admin edit in "Part 27" to the title? Thanks!

And an update to her super consistent Vlogmas!


https://i.imgur.com/gwzItuv.jpg

She's also 0 for 17 of her "daily giveaways" and is blocking people who ask about it.

[dd_ca]

Title by u/CrackedGlassSlipper

EDIT: Can an admin edit in "Part 27" to the title? Thanks!

And an update to her super consistent Vlogmas!


https://i.imgur.com/gwzItuv.jpg

She's also 0 for 17 of her "daily giveaways" and is blocking people who ask about it.

I’m tempted to ask her about the daily giveaways to see if I get blocked haha.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[mandyRD]

Love that title !!!

[FloppityFlopFlop]

Marissa told someone in the comments of her most recent Instagram picture that a new video was coming tonight. Honestly, is she just a compulsive liar? Does she just straight up pretend she is going to upload a video and then doesn't? Doesn't she realize people will catch on to her lie pretty easily, you know like when there's no new video?

[MsHearkening]

Marissa told someone in the comments of her most recent Instagram picture that a new video was coming tonight. Honestly, is she just a compulsive liar? [Yes.] Does she just straight up pretend she is going to upload a video and then doesn't? [Yes.] Doesn't she realize people will catch on to her lie pretty easily, you know like when there's no new video? [Yes.]

It's never stopped her before!!

[ellienollie]

Marissa told someone in the comments of her most recent Instagram picture that a new video was coming tonight. Honestly, is she just a compulsive liar? [Yes.] Does she just straight up pretend she is going to upload a video and then doesn't? [Yes.] Doesn't she realize people will catch on to her lie pretty easily, you know like when there's no new video? [Yes.]

It's never stopped her before!!

Yeah I really don't think anyone believes her at this point lol not even subscribers that actually like her for whatever reason

[QueenOfSlayton]

As much as she normally posts on Instagram, you would think that she would just move her content over there. I mean, they have IGTV now— that’s pretty much YouTube on Instagram. There’s no way that her videos on YouTube are making any money.

[tinalikesbutts]

Title by u/CrackedGlassSlipper

EDIT: Can an admin edit in "Part 27" to the title? Thanks!

And an update to her super consistent Vlogmas!


https://i.imgur.com/gwzItuv.jpg

She's also 0 for 17 of her "daily giveaways" and is blocking people who ask about it.

this is iconic

[Gabgabgab]

She’s doing a q and a and someone said “I thought You were doing vlogmas?” She was so rude and said she is doing it in her own style and that videos will be back tonight. Mkay Maris. She also was so rude when someone asked if she believed in manifesting “lol it’s my life” dang girl why even bother doing this? And said she’s awful and deadlines. We know! Why does she even try anymore honestly? Get a therapist and a real job. Dang.

[FloppityFlopFlop]

"I've just been in like super hibernation mode and just, like, super turned off by my phone."

**Posts 70 Instagram stories**


"Videos back starting tonight." LOL, k.

[wtfallie]

I hate how she attributes her being bad at deadlines as a quirky personality trait. Like, that’s great you recognize it, but FIX IT. Jesus... she has no shame.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[quitstressinmeowt]

Good God, that stupid podcast she was on she is so obnoxious, I can't even listen to the whole thing

[FloppityFlopFlop]

I just listened to the podcast Marissa is on and she's possibly the most insufferable she's ever been. Here are some highlights:

--Marissa is now claiming she is psychic. She said she has a "gift" that allows her to "just know things." She first noticed her "gift" when she was little and she accurately predicted that her dad was going to take her and her brother on a surprise camping trip, but it has gotten even stronger recently. She loves sharing her "gift" with the women she "coaches."

--Just recently, Marissa couldn't sleep because she saw a green spirit orb in her bedroom.

--Fun fact: It was Marissa's psychic ability that led her to the information that proved Greg was cheating on her. She evidently found his other girlfriend's Instagram account. The other girlfriend had been posting pictures of her and Greg together.

--At the time the podcast was filmed, Marissa had just gone on a date with a "gorgeous engineer" that she's giddy about. Immediately after talking about the date, she starts talking about how good partners balance each other out. So, yeah, pretty much calling his guy her "partner" already.

--Marissa and the hosts talk about how it's condescending when people call them "cute." Marissa says "There ain't nothing cute about my double Ds and small waist...it's better than cute."

--Marissa talks about the worst sex she's ever had. She said a guy took her to Santa Barbara on an overnight date a couple of months ago. They had their first kiss while having sex for the first time. He had a long, thin penis and the sex was "horrific."

--She also told a story at the beginning of the podcast about how her and a guy had been staring at each other at a coffee shop so she followed him out to the parking lot to ask for his number. But, when he open his mouth to talk to her, she realized he "had a thick accent that sounded European" so he "probably wasn't circumstanced." She "doesn't deal with uncircumcised dicks" so she turned him down for a date.

--Marissa says she's been told that she "has a beautiful vagina" by both men and women. She claims she's sent nudes to women who have told her she has a "pretty pussy."

--She tells yet another story about trying to have sex with a drunk guy who couldn't finish. He told her he wasn't going to finish but they tried for a little longer and Marissa finally asked him "Are you done?" She complains that neither this guy or "skinny dick guy" got her off.

TLDR: Marissa is a psychic. Greg had another girlfriend the whole time. Marissa doesn't like guys with accents, uncircumcised penises, or skinny penises. Marissa is proud of her double Ds, small waist, and "pretty pussy." I threw up in my mouth a little.

[caaareless]

From the sounds of that podcast sounds like she’s a little manic


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[nursegirl123]

LMAOOOO she is trying sooooo hard to make sure we know that SHE HAS SO MUCH SEX. Why does anyone need to know that men and women say she has a pretty pussy? She really just NEEDS us all to know that she is sexy and people find her attractive!! It's so pathetic.

[Chloe_Bean]

lol so she was Greg's side chick.

[QueenOfSlayton]

She really grosses me out.

[ShannonQT85]

From the sounds of that podcast sounds like she’s a little manic


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Explains all the UTI’s too

[dawnofaquarius]

The first moments of this podcast are vomit inducing. I don't know if I can listen any further. I normally love her cringey podcast appearances but this is too much. Yuck. I'm going to take a shower. I feel unlcean.

[a_lynn81]

So she’s really trying to claim that she’s psychic while in the same breath explaining how the guy who cheated on her theee years ago was cheating on her again.....