ZoellaDeVille - 280390 days of desperation part 64

[xIts_JJx]

of course Mark is going to New York with her

Well, better than Poppy and Sean? I guess? Not really. Well, people here did call it being a none-couple trip.

[ProfessorPnin]

Boobella: 280390 layers of push-up bras

[PocusHocus]

I wonder if she’s trying to grow the brown back out? If she wanted to go back to dark brown, she just needs someone to color match and do the rest of the hair. I hate that grown out look. Sorry, but it looks straight up like trailer trash hair. Ugh

Regardless, she should have either left it up in the pony she obviously had before, or passed a flat iron over the indentations to fix it.


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Maybe she’s trying to get it to be healthier and not put color in it for a while? I do that from time to time, to give my hair a break. Yeah it looks like shit but..... oh well lol

[HaleyBoBailey]

I wonder if she’s trying to grow the brown back out? If she wanted to go back to dark brown, she just needs someone to color match and do the rest of the hair. I hate that grown out look. Sorry, but it looks straight up like trailer trash hair. Ugh

Regardless, she should have either left it up in the pony she obviously had before, or passed a flat iron over the indentations to fix it.


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Maybe she’s trying to get it to be healthier and not put color in it for a while? I do that from time to time, to give my hair a break. Yeah it looks like shit but..... oh well lol

I guess I’m so used to coloring my hair that I don’t really think of letting it ‘breathe.’ Lol. There’s always deep conditioning after color, or just use Olaplex! We know Zoe can afford it.


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[AmenAmen91]

On the topic of everyone leaving Zoe and getting pregnant, moving together etc etc ... did someone else noticed that she mentioned Esteé Laldonse quite often, in the past weeks? I think one time in a vlog and now two times on Instagram, that she liked Estees video or feed and stuff like that. Maybe searching for a new friend Zoe?
They never really hat ,open, contact I think...

They'd met at events
Tbh they are birds of a feather - Estee bf ain't marrying her though she wants it bad and the couple (Estee and Aslan) are so corrupt. Aslan money is dirty. No joke. Swindlers and baby beggers = Zoe and Estee

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[PocusHocus]

I wonder if she’s trying to grow the brown back out? If she wanted to go back to dark brown, she just needs someone to color match and do the rest of the hair. I hate that grown out look. Sorry, but it looks straight up like trailer trash hair. Ugh

Regardless, she should have either left it up in the pony she obviously had before, or passed a flat iron over the indentations to fix it.


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Maybe she’s trying to get it to be healthier and not put color in it for a while? I do that from time to time, to give my hair a break. Yeah it looks like shit but..... oh well lol

I guess I’m so used to coloring my hair that I don’t really think of letting it ‘breathe.’ Lol. There’s always deep conditioning after color, or just use Olaplex! We know Zoe can afford it.


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yeah true but I wonder if she has dry hair to begin with. My hair is really dry so I prefer to just let it be for a bit between coloring, as no amount of deep conditioning is the same.

Who knows, she might just be too lazy to take care of it.

[ProfessorPnin]

I wonder if she’s trying to grow the brown back out? If she wanted to go back to dark brown, she just needs someone to color match and do the rest of the hair. I hate that grown out look. Sorry, but it looks straight up like trailer trash hair. Ugh

Regardless, she should have either left it up in the pony she obviously had before, or passed a flat iron over the indentations to fix it.


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Maybe she’s trying to get it to be healthier and not put color in it for a while? I do that from time to time, to give my hair a break. Yeah it looks like shit but..... oh well lol

I guess I’m so used to coloring my hair that I don’t really think of letting it ‘breathe.’ Lol. There’s always deep conditioning after color, or just use Olaplex! We know Zoe can afford it.


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yeah true but I wonder if she has dry hair to begin with. My hair is really dry so I prefer to just let it be for a bit between coloring, as no amount of deep conditioning is the same.

Who knows, she might just be too lazy to take care of it.

Maybe she's cutting back on the bleach since her hair is dryer than usual due to the accutane?

On another note, just the ASOS swap videos and she's so selfish. Mark opens a shirt from her and says, "This is definitely you, innit," and she goes, "I can't help it, when I shop for other people..." Ugh. She's truly unable to think about anyone but herself, not even her supposed "best friend."

[rai1234]

I wonder if she’s trying to grow the brown back out? If she wanted to go back to dark brown, she just needs someone to color match and do the rest of the hair. I hate that grown out look. Sorry, but it looks straight up like trailer trash hair. Ugh

Regardless, she should have either left it up in the pony she obviously had before, or passed a flat iron over the indentations to fix it.


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Maybe she’s trying to get it to be healthier and not put color in it for a while? I do that from time to time, to give my hair a break. Yeah it looks like shit but..... oh well lol

I guess I’m so used to coloring my hair that I don’t really think of letting it ‘breathe.’ Lol. There’s always deep conditioning after color, or just use Olaplex! We know Zoe can afford it.


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yeah true but I wonder if she has dry hair to begin with. My hair is really dry so I prefer to just let it be for a bit between coloring, as no amount of deep conditioning is the same.

Who knows, she might just be too lazy to take care of it.

Maybe she's cutting back on the bleach since her hair is dryer than usual due to the accutane?

On another note, just the ASOS swap videos and she's so selfish. Mark opens a shirt from her and says, "This is definitely you, innit," and she goes, "I can't help it, when I shop for other people..." Ugh. She's truly unable to think about anyone but herself, not even her supposed "best friend."

Did she go on Accutane?

[coffelatte]

https://imgur.com/a/lbL1E
https://imgur.com/a/vQ16J

yeah zoe your boobs are huge and it's not push up..........


plus in mark's video they are touching each other's sweaty bum cracks

What the hell is that maniac face?

[m1988]

I feel like she avoided publicly calling Mark her 'best friend' for a while or only called him 'best guy friend' and now it's like they're suddenly referring to each other as BFFs and best friends non stop. Really cementing that Louise is no longer her best friend or her friend at all for that matter.

[Slackerbitch]

Bitterella - 280390 bras too big

[Pastey]

Booberella or boobella 280390 bras too big

[sonnenschein]

It is annoying me to no end how she is abbreviating EVERYTHING recently.

“Try the eggs with the avo”
“Alfie are you gunna get some sush”
In the mark does my ASOS haul “Ooooohhhh some trouse...” (trousers?!?!?)


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[Msftteen]

Avo is a very common abbreviation but the other 2 are just ... especially bc theyre not particularly long words

[Guest]

too lazy to quote multiple posts;
yeah, weight wise, she looks great. doesn't change the fact that everything else is a nightmare. everyone has different goals, hers are obviously to be filthy rich and probably be a SATM. if she weren't limited by her mind, I'm sure she would've checked both off the list by now.

She looks great? She literally looks like a little girl, when she was on the mountain bikes that time I honestly thought it was a little girl. From the back you wouldn’t think she was a woman, just a teenager probably. She needs to gain at least a stone

[PocusHocus]

too lazy to quote multiple posts;
yeah, weight wise, she looks great. doesn't change the fact that everything else is a nightmare. everyone has different goals, hers are obviously to be filthy rich and probably be a SATM. if she weren't limited by her mind, I'm sure she would've checked both off the list by now.

She looks great? She literally looks like a little girl, when she was on the mountain bikes that time I honestly thought it was a little girl. From the back you wouldn’t think she was a woman, just a teenager probably. She needs to gain at least a stone

i agree that she eats like crap but I think she looks fine, body-wise. She would benefit from healthy eating and hitting the gym or doing some sort of activities outside, or yoga or something like that just for health and mental benefits, though. But yeah.... I don’t see anything wrong with the way she looks, personally. I think she would look good a little heavier as well, especially if she put on some muscle weight.

[HearMeRoar]

Wow, I would not say she looks great... This is the skinniest we have EVER seen her.

I have always scoffed at anyone on here who points out her weight or says she has an ED but I am actually turning towards the idea that she might. She has literally know skin...she is just bone. What shook me was her thighs. My sister is a UK size 6 and when I was a teen, I was a size 4 and we were both tiny but our thighs and skin never looked like we could collapse at any moment.

Her limbs are so lanky (which is normal) but they look like they do not fit her body anymore. I don't want to speculate whether she has an ED or body issues or something but I would be surprised if she didn't, especially with her obsession about being small.

She also was concerned (whilst laughing) that the sparkly shorts added 4 inches to her waist...

I actually just cannot get over how tiny she looks...she looks like she never hit puberty. Where are those huge boobs she used to go on so much about..

Jesus, Zoe, get help.

[BelleDame]

Mark is going to New York with them... my god they really are a 3 way relationship
With parents and tag along soppy.
At least alfie gets to go to New York with his true love

you mean she all of a sudden doesn't have anxiety? a club gives her anxiety but the most populated city in the US doesn't. seems legit.

[SoboredGGsux]

At least alfie gets to go to New York with his true love

himself?

[LaurieLaurie]

At least alfie gets to go to New York with his true love

himself?

I was thinking his mummy, oh and Poppy.