Lichrally Savage Deyes of Pointless Alfie -Part 14

[Citrine]

Also I get the bottled water thing, depending where you live the tap water can be awful! I used to only drink (the cheapest) bottled water when i was at uni.

They have enough money to put filters in.. I mean they modified their tap for boiling water so most probably they have filtered water but just like consuming and buying water bottles.

So he took yesterday off to sort some office bits - in other words someone installed the glass doors for him for the meeting room which he will sit alone in to have skype meetings it'll get as much use out of it as his rented office space

[sandsgoldd]

Also Zoe and Alfie talking about mental health

Zoe: or sometimes I always think why was that person at the checkout rude. Then I think maybe they were having a really tough time.

Yes Zoe. Some of us are very tired working 9/10 hour shifts most days and weekends. That’s why we aren’t always dancing from the ceiling.

[thisismyorange]

I found it a bit annoying when Alfie was all "bless you buzz your eyes have been poorly haven't they"... it's because they're bred to have the big googly eyes and are prone to eye, respiratory and other health problems, it's not just a cute aww bless 'im situation. But they just haaaad to have pugs

[blerghhhhhh]

Should guineas even drink out of water bottles like they said, or should they have a dish? It's a struggle for rabbits to get enough water out of the bottles and they often die of dehydration because of it.

Also I get the bottled water thing, depending where you live the tap water can be awful! I used to only drink (the cheapest) bottled water when i was at uni.

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idunno, mine always had a small heavy ceramic dish that couldn't be knocked over. it's just easier for them

[blerghhhhhh]

I’m confused in his latest vlog his office is basically empty upstairs what happened to those expensive chairs he had where someone said they cost hundreds of pounds per one on here. Does he even have any employees because surely he wouldn’t expect his female assistant to sit in an empty house all day or is he just playing imagination in his house where he pretends to be a business man. I’ve never heard someone talk about so much pointless shit as him.

Honestly everything is related to money with Zoe and Alfie. They must have spent thousands on renovating the house, moving, decoration. I wonder how much money they actually have left, owe, and spend daily. Surely they don’t get everything for free. They dropped 2 million on the house with renovations on top, the second house, four cars, pets, bills, mortgage?, they eat out three times a day most days, Waitrose shop constantly, as well as spending more on things like the new computer he ordered.

I’m baffled two people can spend what must be thousand a week on worthless crap and not feel any shame what so ever and consider themselves inspirations.

Zoe: my working environment is very important to me. Alfie: come and see mine. It’s like they’re playing sims in real life. They both seem so unhappy and reluctant to seek help to get better and rely on money to pretend they’re happy.

God I honestly hate them both so much. I can’t wait for them to end. Ignorant mindless rats. (Although that’s probably an insult to rats)

one day, say in 10 years, the next generation of teens won't even know who they are coz there'll be someone else new and fresh. Their money might start running out and they have no qualifications to get jobs for the rest of their adult lives. They better be putting money away for the future

[justmiss]

This last vlog was perfect summary of his deyes. Get up, do the backflip, move stuff around so it looks like he's cleaning, meeting, buying stuff so in the future it can help him make better videos, eat, buy more stuff but this time just for fun, eat in bed and go to sleep.
To be honest it's just sad. And the worst part is that he's so deep in procrastination he will never start working properly.

And why the heck he needs soundproof meeting room? In a house that he owns... In a countryside.

[ello101]

What is going on in that meeting room that he needs to get it soundproofed for....

Also just my opinion but no one anywhere should buy bottled water. They're disgraceful for our oceans and environment and you'd save money buying a water filter like a Brita if your tap water tastes bad.


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[blerghhhhhh]

What is going on in that meeting room that he needs to get it soundproofed for....

Also just my opinion but no one anywhere should buy bottled water. They're disgraceful for our oceans and environment and you'd save money buying a water filter like a Brita if your tap water tastes bad.


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Agreed. As someone said above they probably have them in their taps. I also did stop drinking bottled for a Brita filter after a while.

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Sound proofing? What the f is going on in this house now? I bet Alfie has another neeew project up his sleeve that he'll try once and it requires soundproofing

[scruffythebone]

What is going on in that meeting room that he needs to get it soundproofed for....

Also just my opinion but no one anywhere should buy bottled water. They're disgraceful for our oceans and environment and you'd save money buying a water filter like a Brita if your tap water tastes bad.


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Agreed, I can see the need for Bottled water in certain countries and in certain situations but there is absolutely no need in the leafy East Sussex suburbs that anyone needs to buy bottled water.

[newtoyou]

Didn't he and his dad spend ages trying to get some massive chairs up those stairs - where are they?

And he couldn't work in his office before because...? He already has 2 screens that he's not using, he couldn't work on those?

But no he has to get sound proof glass doors, a new screen, keyboard and whatever that other stuff was before he can do anything else. It's so obvious he's got the YT equivelant of writers block and is just procrastinating be rearranging. I do that too why I'm avoiding stuff. Maybe he realises once everything is set up in the office, he'll actually have to do boring work alone upstairs and is dreading it.

I'd hate to be his employee constantly having to deal with him rearranging everything and trying to be some innovative businessman, reciting inspirational monologues every other day

[joffy]

His new office setup = porn den.

[sprinkleofmoney2]

Could it be for that podcast project he keeps trying and failing to set up

[blerghhhhhh]

His new office setup = porn den.

Maybe that's what the sound proofing is for. Incase he doesn't have headphones and needs the volume on absolute turbo full blast.

[nardy]

Those glass doors don't fit in with the house at all.

Re Pewdipie, if you're wondering what he thinks of alfie, look for "pewdipie song" on YouTube. It's been removed from his channel for being explicit but there's alfie and Marcus and it doesn't seem coincidental to me. Not linking because I dont know if it's acceptable considering the content of the video.

[blerghhhhhh]

vlog - first time getting waxed.

he shows his storage room and he's got 8 XBOX CONSOLES in there?????

[Hereforthrshade101]

He really has an addiction to spending money and shopping! I've never seen another blogger spend as much money on THINGS as he does! Not a day goes by where he hasn't acquired something new worth a couple of grand!!


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[yui-0902]

From the latest vlog, he and zoella were having Nando's for dinner on the bed again!
Can't they just sit properly and have a dinner by the table ?
They are so lazy!

[magucken]

Those glass doors don't fit in with the house at all.

Re Pewdipie, if you're wondering what he thinks of alfie, look for "pewdipie song" on YouTube. It's been removed from his channel for being explicit but there's alfie and Marcus and it doesn't seem coincidental to me. Not linking because I dont know if it's acceptable considering the content of the video.

Which one?

[Cantshutup]

vlog - first time getting waxed.

he shows his storage room and he's got 8 XBOX CONSOLES in there?????

He told in a vlog that it was another one of his stupid ideas, where he would invite his 'mates' over and they could all play or some bullshit like that, but we all know it's never gonna happen

[Guest]

I love that Alfie 'challenged' Nicholas Grimshaw to that orange jacket challenge over a week ago, and he still has yet to post a response to Alfie. Why did Alfie only tag one person in the pic? Surely you tag people you actually know will reply, like Sean and maybe Marcus or something? Not a rando celeb that you're not even close with, (even though he's trying, lol).