Marissa "Bitter, Lazy & Crystal Crazy" Lace Pt 14 #NoReturns

[jh31f]

I watched her snap story with eyes locked upwards in the rolling position
I bet $1000 shes out of that apartment in a couple months (max) before she cites this *sketchy* behaviour as the reason

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[lynnheidi35]

This is just making me LOL so hard. When an article basically sums up MaCrystalsHealMySelfInvolvedPostmatedNarcissismLace perfectly....

Basically, they have something to sell you no matter what you got [...]

Why would a site make such claims? Because the authors: have no idea how the body works, no idea how medicine works, just want to sell you something, are delusional, have the scientific literacy of a 5-year old, I could go on…

https://sciencebasedlife.wordpress.com/ ... just-rocks

Lol!!! EPIC!!!!! Confirming what many in this forum have been saying all along. Thank you for sharing!!!

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[KeepCalmSnarkOn16]

What a coincidence girl.....all of a sudden your apartment is sketchy? Hahahahaha gotta start planting those seeds, so when you uproot your life for a man it won't seem so obvious.

And @Lynn, she's not breaking up with her best friend NHG2 anytime soon. She has no life without him.

Yeah, I think her "sketchy" apartment rant (which BTW, I think is SO immature) is her way of saying Seattle didn't work out and she is moving in with NHG2 in SF. Seriously though, what does she do all day?

[goodgollymissmolly]

That apartment rant is totally Marissa setting up her moving to San Francisco. Wasn't her last apartment super "sketchy" too and that's why she had to move to Seattle? This girl is so transparent.

And the channel relaunch... does she realize that would actually require WORK? There's no way she'll be able to keep up with vlogging every day.

[Helloitsmeee]

Wait so was she having a pregnancy scare now or awhile ago? Which NHG are we talking about with this? 1 or 2? Lol. I don't follow her on snap (she's too annoying for that shit)

[lanadelslay]

Wait so was she having a pregnancy scare now or awhile ago? Which NHG are we talking about with this? 1 or 2? Lol. I don't follow her on snap (she's too annoying for that shit)

She said it was a few months ago lol

[Thebougiestt]

Is...this real life? Lol. I can't believe she's trying to charge for a question that her own site descriptions give the answer to??

[sgirl1]

Is...this real life? Lol. I can't believe she's trying to charge for a question that her own site descriptions give the answer to??

Its like going to VS to buy a bra & have them charge for fitting you.

[fairydust]

Is...this real life? Lol. I can't believe she's trying to charge for a question that her own site descriptions give the answer to??

Its like going to VS to buy a bra & have them charge for fitting you.

Honestly her subscribers are literally as dense as she is if they can't just Google it. It took me approximately 10 secs to search for "crystals for safe travel" and another 3 to skim through the first sites descriptions (which were ngl pretty cute, the author is very candid about her picks with good detail on each stone. She even cites her sources )

But hey. If someone wants to give you money, why not take it I guess.

[Quiet_Nights]

Is she purposely scaring the NHGs with pregnancy tests so that she can have them to herself a little longer?

Or is she just finding new ways to convince people she gets some? Good Lord she seems the kind to be manipulative. Say she's on birth control then be like Ooops it was messing up my energy hence I was meditating with my rocks hoping for a miracle. And the universe wanted her to have this child.

From what I gather NHG 2.0 isn't looking to settle down soon marriage and baby wise so I'm wondering what her game plan is? It'll be foolish of her to constantly have pregnancy scares in the grand total of 2 relationships she's had.

[goldensunshine]

LMAO I guess her crystals weren't effective birth control....
also that's so tacky that she postmated a pregnancy test, that's something really private and would be quicker to pick up herself with that gas-guzzling monstrosity she owns. It's so easy to see through her lies, she should just own up to her laziness and people wouldn't talk about her as much.

Is she really that delusional? Shouldn't meditation help with seeing herself as she is? I bet her meditation consists of her rationalizing her stupid life choices and waste of money.

[goldensunshine]

LMAO I guess her crystals weren't effective birth control....
also that's so tacky that she postmated a pregnancy test, that's something really private and would be quicker to pick up herself with that gas-guzzling monstrosity she owns. It's so easy to see through her lies, she should just own up to her laziness and people wouldn't talk about her as much.

Is she really that delusional? Shouldn't meditation help with seeing herself as she is? I bet her meditation consists of her rationalizing her stupid life choices and waste of money.

[goldensunshine]

LMAO I guess her crystals weren't effective birth control....
also that's so tacky that she postmated a pregnancy test, that's something really private and would be quicker to pick up herself with that gas-guzzling monstrosity she owns. It's so easy to see through her lies, she should just own up to her laziness and people wouldn't talk about her as much.

Is she really that delusional? Shouldn't meditation help with seeing herself as she is? I bet her meditation consists of her rationalizing her stupid life choices and waste of money.

[Gaga]

Did she say why she's going to Chicago? All this travel for what? Just to get out of the house lol?

[northiscalling]

Someone on Instagram called "light and love" just followed me... No thank you.

[WhoEvenKnowsNow]

Why doesn't she just act like a normal person and say she wants to move in with her boyfriend? Why does she need to make an excuse about her Seattle apartment being unsafe or start making excuses for why she doesn't want to live there? Is it too soon to move in with your boyfriend? Yes, I personally think so and I don't think she is mature enough to actually handle it but if she was upfront about wanting to live with Noah and didn't feel the need to say a bunch of crap to justify it I would at least respect her choice. I'd think she's crazy and would know it would be a train wreck but I would think that she actually had thought it through and was being rational about it. But then again this is Marissa and she needs to make every situation dramatic and way more than it actually is.

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[Helloitsmeee]

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Marissa "Postmating Pregnancy Scare" Lace

[Ravyne]

For somebody who is supposed to be so positive and uplifting she is actually a major downer...

[lynnheidi35]

Did she say why she's going to Chicago? All this travel for what? Just to get out of the house lol?

I think I heard her mention that it's for a wedding... one of NHG2.0's friend's.

I also remember waaaaay back in this thread or one of the earlier ones that someone mentioned they had some connection to this wedding via a bachelorette party (either they knew the bride or... ?) So I'm waiting for them to spill the tea after this weekend and seeing our sweet sweet friend there. Lol!!!!

[prettyinpink4]

that "tea" was such bullshit. it really made no sense either.
if it was true, any normal person would just let it go and understand it was a mistake
and if she really "lost her keys" (which is the reason she said she was meeting with the office in the first place) you know damn well she would have told us and made some dramatic story about that too.

her moving in with noah would be a bad bad idea. what the heck would she do with all her furniture? and her 600 pillows. she lives in like a blogger girl's dream and noah doesnt look into that. and they really don't know each other.. seriously.. you don't get know someone by constantly going on vacations with them.. what about normal day to day life. that's how u get to know someone.