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Damn these threads are moving fast again.
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whoa already coming to the end of a thread?
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Argh her mouth is so so so weird! I can't tell if it's her teeth sticking out which makes her lips like that or wut
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Gabz_is_shite wrote:I love the moments where reality and fantasy blur, and Gabby thinks she IS the girl in the Facetuned pics. See the moment last week when she over lined her greasy lips and pouted in the viewfinder for ages. Gabby, what are you seeing? Because to us you're not an Insta-model, you're a sad potato-head alone in a mouse-infested flat.
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Exactly! This confuses me because you'd think someone who alters their photo that much is self conscious about something, yet she can't be as she happily uploads videos of herselfcolddust-girl wrote:Why does she ever bother altering her face in these pics? We ALL know what she actually looks like from the vlogs
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I'm confused. She films and edits so much (like all the time apparently) but that doesn't correlate with the number of videos she actually uploads in a week?
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probably all lies tbh. like everything else in her life.hitheremary wrote:I'm confused. She films and edits so much (like all the time apparently) but that doesn't correlate with the number of videos she actually uploads in a week?
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I think the opposite is true. The more someone posts selfies of themselves (especially if they are super edited, which hers always are), the most insecure that person is. Think about it, people who post selfies of themselves all the time do it for attention and for people to compliment them. I think Gabby is very insecure.Selly_ wrote:Exactly! This confuses me because you'd think someone who alters their photo that much is self conscious about something, yet she can't be as she happily uploads videos of herselfcolddust-girl wrote:Why does she ever bother altering her face in these pics? We ALL know what she actually looks like from the vlogs
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Velvetj0ke was really good, too bad that we have to change it
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Can the next thread include VelvetFacetuned please!!!
I don't get why she facetunes when we all know what she looks like anyway. We see her sans makeup all the time in vlogs. It's not like she's this mysterious instagram goddess who we'll never see in real life
I don't get why she facetunes when we all know what she looks like anyway. We see her sans makeup all the time in vlogs. It's not like she's this mysterious instagram goddess who we'll never see in real life
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Why doesn't she close her mouth ever? It creeps me out so much! My brothers girlfriend loves her and I just don't get it she's boring and greasy!
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Can't believe she's travelling too and from Sheffield every week now, just goes to show how she is the opposite of busy. Guess at least it'll get her out of the house!!
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These are fitting to tie them in with your funny post! She tried to squeeze them...nothing. She tried to push them out...nothing. After spending so much $$$$$$$$...just stop! Be happy with yourself!! Even money can't fix it...clearly...this is the proof that money can't fix it nor buy you happiness
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This irritates me so much! Why spending that much money on a place in london if ur never therefriendslayer_gabz wrote:Back to Sheffield she goes. Wouldn't it make more sense, if she's buying a house, to buy one in Sheffield? But this is Gabby we are talking about.
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I haven't been online for a few days but saw she's off to Sheffield again.
Is this playing out as a "Oh mum since you're down in London, why don't you drive me back for my singing lesson, then I'll slob around for a few days, then you can drive me back to London" type thing?
She probably won't even go to her singing lesson.
Honest to god why doesn't her mum just fucking move in? What was the point of Gabby moving out?
Is this playing out as a "Oh mum since you're down in London, why don't you drive me back for my singing lesson, then I'll slob around for a few days, then you can drive me back to London" type thing?
She probably won't even go to her singing lesson.
Honest to god why doesn't her mum just fucking move in? What was the point of Gabby moving out?
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Her teeth are big and forward which pushes her lips forward too (hence the always hanging open mouth). The line you see around her mouth is actually the outline of her teeth which is unusual. It actually looks like the mouth of someone who has braces.sloth wrote:Argh her mouth is so so so weird! I can't tell if it's her teeth sticking out which makes her lips like that or wut
I don't really want to mock it because it's something she can't help.... But it does giver her mouth a weird (some say creepy) look.
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Is anyone else totally confused about how she's been yabbering on about how self conscious she is about uploading her cover, yet she's quite happy to post clips of her singing in her valentines tutorial?
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I've had enough with her lame ass excuses.
If you're not going to vlog, get rid of your fucking vlog channel. No-one wants to see you sat on your sofa for 99% of your videos anyway.
If she's not going to do covers, get rid of this bloody banner
That means all she films are Q&A's, hauls and sponsored routine/makeup videos. aka ones that require very little effort from Princess Gabz
This is your bloody JOB that you claim to work SO FUCKING HARD FOR.
Jesus Christ this girl makes me irrationally angry.