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protocol53 wrote:Lovely screen grab from that latest vlog. My, Granny KanKan, your skin is looking so fresh, young and supple...
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Image I have never in my life seen wrinkles that look like that around the eyes....what the actual f*ck

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Neither have I, it's so unnatural. One could only speculate. It looks like when you put glue on your skin and once it's dried, when your skin naturally wrinkles, it has that stiff, plastic sheen to it.

LOL sorry but that's the only way I was able to describe her face here Image

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Her eyebrows and lashes look good like she uses Latisse, that's all I got :scratch:

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PunkLush wrote:
Flybynight wrote:
protocol53 wrote:Lovely screen grab from that latest vlog. My, Granny KanKan, your skin is looking so fresh, young and supple...
KandeeYT9.JPG
I have never in my life seen wrinkles that look like that around the eyes....what the actual f*ck

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Neither have I, it's so unnatural. One could only speculate. It looks like when you put glue on your skin and once it's dried, when your skin naturally wrinkles, it has that stiff, plastic sheen to it.

LOL sorry but that's the only way I was able to describe her face here
ITA!! It also reminds me how my face looks when I use a clear, peel-off mask. Once it dries, it's clear, but it makes my face have really weird wrinkles like that if I move it. Too creepy.
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protocol53 wrote:
PunkLush wrote:
Flybynight wrote:
protocol53 wrote:Lovely screen grab from that latest vlog. My, Granny KanKan, your skin is looking so fresh, young and supple...
KandeeYT9.JPG
I have never in my life seen wrinkles that look like that around the eyes....what the actual f*ck

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Neither have I, it's so unnatural. One could only speculate. It looks like when you put glue on your skin and once it's dried, when your skin naturally wrinkles, it has that stiff, plastic sheen to it.

LOL sorry but that's the only way I was able to describe her face here
ITA!! It also reminds me how my face looks when I use a clear, peel-off mask. Once it dries, it's clear, but it makes my face have really weird wrinkles like that if I move it. Too creepy.
Exactly! ! Thats exactly what it looks like! Pretty darn scary looking if you ask me.....im floored that young koala isn't also like 'wtf' to such things

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I remember the army she would send out in her defense. Oh old gg how we miss you.
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I truly think that's botoxed skin trying to wrinkle .... As natural skin wrinkles with everyday facial expressions...but it can't because of all the botox

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But she's scared of needles, or so she claims

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Dear Kandee,

Can you open your mouth a little wider? ImageImageImage

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Fucking nasty.

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She's also saving herself for marriage

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She totally is! I bet her minions don't know how human reproduction works :P
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JohnKandeeson wrote:She totally is! I bet her minions don't know how human reproduction works :P
Your avatar is horrifying :o
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Why does she let him post such unflattering images and videos of her? Her true skin texture, hair, and condition of her home. She goes through such crazy, deceitful ways to hide those things. I'm guessing she doesn't actually look at or watch the things he puts up. She doesn't seem into him the way he is her...same as with Bobby.

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chatteryteeth wrote:Why does she let him post such unflattering images and videos of her? Her true skin texture, hair, and condition of her home. She goes through such crazy, deceitful ways to hide those things. I'm guessing she doesn't actually look at or watch the things he puts up. She doesn't seem into him the way he is her...same as with Bobby.
I was wondering the same thing...it's bizarre. Maybe she just can't keep up with all of her own shit, and then monitor Koala's every post, too? She really should. Holy hyperpigmentation, Batman!

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Maybe she feels she's famous enough and doesn't care anymore. Maybe when she was with Bobby, she was trying to build a name for herself ???

Just a guess

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She didn't even try to blend it down her neck. Idk why I'm even surprised by it. Haha.


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captaintwiddelston wrote:
JohnKandeeson wrote:She totally is! I bet her minions don't know how human reproduction works :P
Your avatar is horrifying :o
I know, thank you! The very best of Grandee :jes:
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PunkLush wrote:But she's scared of needles, or so she claims
Pft. Bitch is as scared of needles as a heroin addict.

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In Koala's latest vlog, Blake gives Kandee and Koala a hairbrush wrapped up as a gift. :tu:

Also, Blake appears in a video yet again, but no Alani. Not even her voice in the background, her name is never mentioned,etc. That's just so odd to me. Maybe she hides from those cameras?

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just_lurking wrote:In Koala's latest vlog, Blake gives Kandee and Koala a hairbrush wrapped up as a gift. :tu:

Also, Blake appears in a video yet again, but no Alani. Not even her voice in the background, her name is never mentioned,etc. That's just so odd to me. Maybe she hides from those cameras?
I like to imagine Alani as a female version of Harry Potter, living in a cupboard under the stairs, hiding away from the hoarded mess and constant vlogs, secretely despising her mother and "stepdad", like the Dursleys.

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DirtyMelodies wrote:
just_lurking wrote:In Koala's latest vlog, Blake gives Kandee and Koala a hairbrush wrapped up as a gift. :tu:

Also, Blake appears in a video yet again, but no Alani. Not even her voice in the background, her name is never mentioned,etc. That's just so odd to me. Maybe she hides from those cameras?
I like to imagine Alani as a female version of Harry Potter, living in a cupboard under the stairs, hiding away from the hoarded mess and constant vlogs, secretely despising her mother and "stepdad", like the Dursleys.
Sadly,enough. I honestly think there is truth behind this. I grew up in an abusive/neglectful home and my mother has a very co-dependent and enabler relationship with my brother, whom is nothing shy of a psychopath, but I digress. :?

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