Markiplier's Relationships

Post by **Kierans** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:16 pm

Let's not bash 'em too much, though. I remember doing the same with certain actors and LOTR when I was a teenager.

You see someone on a screen for so long, you forget that they're still a person.

Wonder if we're going to see Mark on the stream again? Or did he finally get sick of being watched like O_O

Post by **moran** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:18 pm

Rennn wrote:It's kinda insane how the markiplier fandom makes the grossest fanfictions and whatever and wants to fuck mark or wants him to be their boyfriend but when someone points out that someone who is attractive might be dating him they get fucking crazy; scrambling to defend their precious markimoo because they idolize him so much.

It's not idolizing, it's just that he's not dating them and because of that they don't want to know / it's a rumor or a lie!

Post by **M0nkeeButt2590** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:18 pm

PythonMonty96 wrote:
Kierans wrote:
PythonMonty96 wrote:There are so many wackos in the chat. Some were talking about stalking Tom and sexual fantasies. But mention Mark having a girlfriend? That's horrible.
Mark is their special cinnamon roll, their Markimoo, their patron saint. It's not easy to realize that your hero/crush is human and has flaws just like you.
Now according to chat, Tom is Jesus. Let's see if I have this right: Mark is God, Tom is Jesus, and the holy spirit has yet to be determined (it's probably Jack, Yami, Bob, or Wade).

I thought Mark was Korean Jesus. That's who he was in that one Ninja Sex Party music video.

Post by **Gorillaz1236** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:19 pm

M0nkeeButt2590 wrote:
Kierans wrote:
PythonMonty96 wrote:There are so many wackos in the chat. Some were talking about stalking Tom and sexual fantasies. But mention Mark having a girlfriend? That's horrible.
Mark is their special cinnamon roll, their Markimoo, their patron saint. It's not easy to realize that your hero/crush is human and has flaws just like you.
NOOOOOOO! Don't insult my senpai! Insulting Markimoo senpai is triggering! I've been triggered! I need a coloring book! (It's a joke people)

Our Mark is a virgin unicorn flower angel from heaven!!! He's innocent I say!!! Stop TRIGGERJNG ME1111!!!

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Post by **Rennn** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:20 pm

Kierans wrote:Let's not bash 'em too much, though. I remember doing the same with certain actors and LOTR when I was a teenager. You see someone on a screen for so long, you forget that they're still a person.

Wonder if we're going to see Mark on the stream again? Or did he finally get sick of being watched like O_O

Either everyone has forgotten about the camera and that's why it isn't turned around, Mark isn't there yet, or maybe they just want to dedicate a part of the stream to Tom/Mark doesn't want to be filmed right now

Post by **PythonMonty96** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:22 pm

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Kierans wrote:
PythonMonty96 wrote:
Now according to chat, Tom is Jesus. Let's see if I have this right: Mark is God, Tom is Jesus, and the holy spirit has yet to be determined (it's probably Jack, Yami, Bob, or Wade).

I thought Mark was Korean Jesus. That's who he was in that one Ninja Sex Party music video.[/quote]

I guess he was promoted . . .

Post by **PythonMonty96** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:23 pm

Andddd Mark just casually strolled up. He wasn't there all along

Post by **M0nkeeButt2590** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:24 pm

PythonMonty96 wrote:Andddd Mark just casually strolled up. He wasn't there all along

They're freaking out even more because they can't see him!

Post by **moran** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:27 pm

Gorillaz1236 wrote:
Our Mark is a virgin unicorn flower angel from heaven!!! He's innocent I say!!! Stop TRIGGERJNG ME1111!!!

Oh, yeah, I forgot that there are people out there who think Mark is a virgin (or gay/asexual), like have you watched his old videos? He's straight and clearly enjoys sex, he's not a character from a tv show, you can't ignore his sexuality because you may or may not have a headcanon!

Post by **Rennn** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:27 pm

PythonMonty96 wrote:Andddd Mark just casually strolled up. He wasn't there all along

that's great

they love senpai sooo much they just cant stand to be without him so they imagine that he's there

Post by **Gorillaz1236** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:28 pm

M0nkeeButt2590 wrote:
Kierans wrote:
PythonMonty96 wrote:There are so many wackos in the chat. Some were talking about stalking Tom and sexual fantasies. But mention Mark having a girlfriend? That's horrible.
Mark is their special cinnamon roll, their Markimoo, their patron saint. It's not easy to realize that your hero/crush is human and has flaws just like you.
NOOOOOOO! Don't insult my senpai! Insulting Markimoo senpai is triggering! I've been triggered! I need a coloring book! (It's a joke people)

Our Mark is a virgin unicorn flower angel from heaven!!! He's innocent I say!!! Stop TRIGGERJNG ME1111!!!

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Post by **M0nkeeButt2590** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:31 pm

moran wrote:
Gorillaz1236 wrote:
Our Mark is a virgin unicorn flower angel from heaven!!! He's innocent I say!!! Stop TRIGGERJNG ME1111!!!

Oh, yeah, I forgot that there are people out there who think Mark is a virgin (or gay/asexual), like have you watched his old videos? He's straight and clearly enjoys sex, he's not a character from a tv show, you can't ignore his sexuality because you may or may not have an headcanon!

And then there are those that are so ignorant that they thought his iphone in his pocket was a boner... I wish I was joking.

Post by **PythonMonty96** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:33 pm

M0nkeeButt2590 wrote:
moran wrote:
Gorillaz1236 wrote:
Our Mark is a virgin unicorn flower angel from heaven!!! He's innocent I say!!! Stop TRIGGERJNG ME1111!!!

Oh, yeah, I forgot that there are people out there who think Mark is a virgin (or gay/asexual), like have you watched his old videos? He's straight and clearly enjoys sex, he's not a character from a tv show, you can't ignore his sexuality because you may or may not have an headcanon!
And then there are those that are so ignorant that they thought his iphone in his pocket was a boner... I wish I was joking.

I saw that!!! I don't think I've ever face palmed so hard in my life.

Post by **moran** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:34 pm

M0nkeeButt2590 wrote:
moran wrote:
Gorillaz1236 wrote:
Our Mark is a virgin unicorn flower angel from heaven!!! He's innocent I say!!! Stop TRIGGERJNG ME1111!!!

Oh, yeah, I forgot that there are people out there who think Mark is a virgin (or gay/asexual), like have you watched his old videos? He's straight and clearly enjoys sex, he's not a character from a tv show, you can't ignore his sexuality because you may or may not have an headcanon!
And then there are those that are so ignorant that they thought his iphone in his pocket was a boner... I wish I was joking.

Wow, I know he seems to have a nice dick (wonder why and how do I know this?) but, really, wow!

Post by **Rennn** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:38 pm

M0nkeeButt2590 wrote:
moran wrote:
Gorillaz1236 wrote:
Our Mark is a virgin unicorn flower angel from heaven!!! He's innocent I say!!! Stop TRIGGERJNG ME1111!!!

Oh, yeah, I forgot that there are people out there who think Mark is a virgin (or gay/asexual), like have you watched his old videos? He's straight and clearly enjoys sex, he's not a character from a tv show, you can't ignore his sexuality because you may or may not have an headcanon!
And then there are those that are so ignorant that they thought his iphone in his pocket was a boner... I wish I was joking.

Now we know how old most of mark's fanbase is

they probably don't even know what a boner is

Post by **M0nkeeButt2590** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:38 pm

Wow, I know he seems to have a nice dick (wonder why do I know this?) but, really, wow![/quote]

Dare I ask where you've seen that? I know he's worn some questioning articles of clothing that you can kinda see his package (*cough* twerking video*cough*) but as far as I know, he's never openly starred in a porn movie or something.

Post by **Gorillaz1236** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:41 pm

Because of this?

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Post by **Rennn** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:41 pm

Right when the camera turned to mark they paused the livestream and everyone went into insane crazy mode because they only got to see precious cinnamon roll for a few seconds

Post by **PythonMonty96** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:42 pm

It's back!! The world hasn't ended!!! I CAN SEE SENPAIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Post by **moran** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:43 pm

M0nkeeButt2590 wrote:
Dare I ask where you've seen that? I know he's worn some questioning articles of clothing that you can kinda see his package (*cough* twerking video*cough*) but as far as I know, he's never openly starred in a porn movie or something.

Do I really need to tell you how do I know that? Come on, we all know who spills such beans!

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