Sam Schuerman Part 53 ~ I Left My Thigh Gap in England

[Desert Wind]

WTF was that dinner?

I've never heard of Steak Alfredo.

Steak Albarfo!

I'd be embarrassed to put that bowl of dog food in front of my guests, even of they are family. Jobless needs to get and stay the fuck out of the kitchen. His food isn't #foodporn it's #vomit straight up.

[B.Honest]

She's using spray sunscreen? Wow that has been all over the news. That shouldn't be used on young children. Pure laziness on Scams part.

[Barbie888]

At 0.33 Qtip prince yelling; Hey, this is my stuff!! Lily dare to touch HIS water toys while Sam applied sunscreen on him. Sam, calmed him down by saying; Phoenix, it's OK. What ever happen to sharing???!!!! Whatever happened to, Lily's birthday toys are also for Phoenix toys ???

[Pyramid11]

WTF was that dinner?

I've never heard of Steak Alfredo.

That's because it shouldn't exist.

Ok, I googled it and apparently it does exist. HOWEVER, it's more like steak on top of fettuccine and they look delicious. I guarantee you that whatever Jay made did not look like that in the end.

*edit* Alright, most look delicious. Some look like Jay's work. http://images.lmgtfy.com/?q=steak+alfredo

Jay's looked like a pile of shit.

Macaroni?

[Knightchaser27]

[OutWithIt]

They are much more interesting in 2x speed. Anyone watch them that way?


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[Imavlogwatcher]

The fact that people breastfeed even after a baby has teeth makes me cringe! Lol... I don't have kids and I do plan to breastfeed when I do... but not for more than a few months, and honestly... even if she still is. Why can't she just pump it? Why does Lily need to be on the "booby"...[/quote]

Me personally.....If the child is old enough to say booby.............it has no business on it. Just my thoughts

[Edie]

Sam,

Stop treating your little girl like a barely tolerable step child. The difference in the way you treat and parent your two kids is mind boggling. Let's just talk about a few things that are so obvious to an outsider looking in....

~Phonix rear faced in his car seat for safety reasons or maybe because you didn't want him to feel different/less special than Lily when she was a baby. Then, Phoenix could no longer comfortably rear face so you move them both to the FF position. Again....likely so P wouldn't feel less important. Screw the safety of your TINY girl.

~You showcase, draw attention to, and highlight Lily's "moments" (which are likely related to the insecurity she feels) but whenever Phoenix has a moment, the footage is taken out, never to be mentioned. He's portrayed as perfect. Lily is portrayed as difficult.

~You leave in humiliating footage of a potty accident that should have been handled off camera and not used to promote your channel. She'll see all this someday, remind you. And of course, such accidents were NEVER EVER shown when P was training.

~You don't buy little things for Lily that would make her soooo happy yet P seems to get anything he wants.

~Your tone is different when talking to your kids. It's clear who you favor just by that alone.

~When Lily fell and knocked out her tooth, it was all about you. How it made you feel....how it made you sad....how it made you want your mom.

~I'm sorry, but after the above mentioned tooth debacle, Lily saying she wasn't beautiful was heard or felt by her for a reason. Think about that. No two year old thinks that way unless they're taught to.

I could go on and on....

She is going to see all this someday and as she grows, she will feel it more and more. She'll see it more and notice it more and likely resent you. You will blame her for being difficult, moody, etc. rather than recognizing that you didn't give her the simple things she needed all along....acceptance, unconditional love, privacy, pride, safety, personal space, etc.

Sam sets herself up for failure every day, but especially as a mother.

[MamaTee]

As for the spray sunscreen being a NO NO and for lazy parents.... it also says to apply 30 minutes before sun exposure and as Scam was spraying the asshat down he stood there eager as hell to rush to CLAIM ALL THE TOYS and yank them away from Lily, it really did no good because it did not even have time to soak in before his greedy ass ran right into the water and washed it off just so he could take things away from Lily. These two are worthless ass parents but I can say which is stretching their parenting skills... they do seem to try more to be BETTER parents where the Golden Child is concerned than they do with Scam's step child Lily,,,, I wonder if Lily was even sprayed down with sunscreen?? Probably not....we sure didn't see it filmed...they only show precious P got "protected" from the sun....ya know he is the STAR so they HAVE to make sure they show the star getting the star treatment~

[Edie]

Scottiemom, I think Lily is looking worse and worse in each vlog. It's been worrying me.

I agree. She has looked sick for so long. Pretty much all of 2015. Lily is not thriving and it's obvious to everyone. No three year old should be able to fit into 12-18 month clothes. Who knows what percentile Lily is in, but it's not good. I think Lily likes to breastfeed so much because that is the only love she gets from Sam. Even though it's not love, Lily thinks it is her time to bond. No wonder she has been so needy with Sam's boobs. Sam and Jay are shameful parents. You should never allow potty training accidents to be filmed. If Sam is going to continue to treat her daughter so badly then she needs to give custody of her to someone who can raise her with love and care.

[puccamom]

Do you think the kids are vaccinated?? Never heard them mention it. Jon and Anna mention when their kids go in for them...but I've never heard sam.



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[rakesfunnyfarm]

Do you think the kids are vaccinated?? Never heard them mention it. Jon and Anna mention when their kids go in for them...but I've never heard sam.



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I wonder about this last night. I was reading what s reading what is going to happen in CA.

[FLOSSY77]

The fact that people breastfeed even after a baby has teeth makes me cringe! Lol... I don't have kids and I do plan to breastfeed when I do... but not for more than a few months, and honestly... even if she still is. Why can't she just pump it? Why does Lily need to be on the "booby"...

I think back to when I was younger before kids I thought the same. It's different when you have a baby. And no one uses their teeth to drink
How about we keep focus on the fact that Lily is obviously wanting this because she craves attention and Sam is lazy by not giving her attention. Or we can get shits and giggles over Lily biting her Bite her Lily.

[rakesfunnyfarm]

I know they don't watch the news.I hope they know what going on about the vaccine there.

California now joins West Virginia and Mississippi as the only states without a personal-belief exemption for vaccines. Medical exemptions will still be available for children with serious health issues. When considering exemptions, doctors may take family medical history into account.

Effective the 2016-17 school year, children whose parents refuse vaccination and are not granted a medical exemption must be homeschooled. School-age children who currently claim a personal-belief exemption will need to get fully vaccinated by kindergarten and seventh grade, the state’s two vaccine checkpoints. The law applies to both public and private schools, as well as daycare centers.

The California Assembly’s Health Committee also approved legislation Tuesday requiring home daycare providers and daycare center workers to be vaccinated against measles, pertussis and influenza.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation- ... rylink=cpy

[Nolagirl]

In regards to Lily, I made a littly collage.I included some pictures of lily and also a picture of a Romanians orphans...Judge it for yourselves.

Sorry for just now posting but I'm playing catch up....Barbie you've done it again!! this is spot on!!!


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[FLOSSY77]

Well they were all hacking up lungs and snorting every where for weeks. Never heard of a visit to the doctor. They make their living on social media for sure we would see a IG post about checkup or something. Hell, Lily could be allergic to the cats. What would Sam do? Nada!

[Nolagirl]

I wish there was a way we could help her

Oh me too! My heart breaks for her bc she desperately needs attention in a lot of areas. Makes me so irate of Scam & Ham!! I could care less about Princess Norman Q-Tip (I don't want anything bad to happen to him) but I am not interested in him. My heart just goes out to Lily. I do believe she definitely has something health wise going on.


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[Lisa Dawn]

The school. Home daycare. Whatever. May have mentioned the nee law about immunizations taking effect and that's why they stopped going.

[hellyeah]

Can Sam PLEASE buy Lily a damn swimsuit that FITS her lil body!!!! OMG. I can' take it. The thing hangs off her body. Man I feel sorry for her. Poor child.

[hellyeah]

WTF was that dinner?

I've never heard of Steak Alfredo.

How was it even alfredo? It didn't have the right noodles and I didn't see much white sauce. But whatever. I'm not the chef. Jay is. So what do I know.


And her acting like she needed to bring all that candy back from England... pfffttt. I saw the digestives and other crap on a certain aisle at my local store. Bitch please.