Jaclyn Eilers: Part 107 Traded Down To A Cringey Clown-Cheaters Rewriting History

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[captaincaliena2]

Back to business as usual with her tacky jewelry.

Pushed a launch back...Did the AliExpress delivery get delayed? Or did you run out of boxes to repackage the AliExpress jewelry in?

[chipn dip]

all of a sudden her brand is now called Jaclyn Roxanne?

[Done Stanning]

all of a sudden her brand is now called Jaclyn Roxanne?

Her AliExpress jewellery line has always been called Jaclyn Roxanne… her cosmetics line is still Jaclyn cosmetics but is Jaclyn Hill Cosmetics on Instagram because she set that account up way before they even divorced. Like everything else she’s ever done, it took her way longer than anyone else to motivate herself and launch a product… and we all know that was… hairy

[Chiyou]

all of a sudden her brand is now called Jaclyn Roxanne?

She has three businesses going on right now - Jaclyn Cosmetics, her makeup line; Jaclyn Roxanne, her jewelry line; and the website that she no longer talks about because no third-party businesses want to host their products on her shitty site - iminit.com.

Her website cracks me up because since its launch, the only "new" brand that's been added to the site is her own jewelry line. The others (Loving Tan, Sanitas, Seventh Avenue Apothecary) have been there since the website opened. The remaining 3 (Mike's Hot Honey, Slip, and Suprus) were probably added later, I don't remember, but Mike's Hot Honey only has 2 products, Slip has 6, and Suprus literally has 1 (a USB candle lighter).

So yea, her iminit.com website at this point is really just for shilling her crap jewelry. Don't understand why she doesn't just have a separate website for it.

[Chiyou]

throwback to the previous thread - @J_F_F calling Jordan low rent Broke Malone had me ROFLing.

[chipn dip]

throwback to the previous thread - @J_F_F calling Jordan low rent Broke Malone had me ROFLing.

yeahh I'm calling him Broke Malone from now on

[Allaboutthetea]

Soooo does Jacass have diabetes now?

[Chiyou]

Soooo does Jacass have diabetes now?

Definitely looks like it since she's being so non-specific about it, lol.

She probably finds it embarrassing because type 2 diabetes is lifestyle-related and can develop over time. If she announced she developed diabetes then it's just more ammunition for people to criticize her eating habits, which honestly, is valid because she eats like trash despite her claims otherwise.

[fizzwizz12]

you'd think this mlm hun would start seminars on how to be a victim at all times. she's constantly doing the "poor me" shit

[barbs001]

WTF is she doing??? I mean, great way to get out of this shit storm, especially after lying about getting Jon back into rehab recently when she didn't even know where he was and maybe we weirdly have to respect the shills dedication to this continued con, but wtf now??

Seriously, wtf is this drama queen up to now??

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[Chiyou]

^^^ thanks for always providing screenshots and video, @barbs001!

[Cactus123]

Maybe they are doing IVF?

[fizzwizz12]

Maybe they are doing IVF?

she did mention ivf specifically... foreshadowing?

[nattydread]

Maybe they are doing IVF?

she did mention ivf specifically... foreshadowing?

I suspect the same thing too but didn't dumbo say they are waiting to get preggo after her wedding? Maybe another lie as usual...

Why is everything in her life always so crazy, hectic, et al?? Always hyping up NUTHIN' for views!!! She really irks my whole spirit atm.

KARMA decided this is the time, to begin with, this ONE cause she hasn't learned anything so far.

[nattydread]

DP: HOLD UP!! Didn't she always say that she is terrified of needles?!!! Another fucking lie!!

How 'classy' to take a bite of another person's sandwich, and leave her nasty lipstick and saliva? She really has a food problem for sure. Gross on Austin to keep eating that sandwich....puke!!

[Mamadrama]

My first thought was she’s shooting insulin.

[Glitterangel19]

DP: HOLD UP!! Didn't she always say that she is terrified of needles?!!! Another fucking lie!!

How 'classy' to take a bite of another person's sandwich, and leave her nasty lipstick and saliva? She really has a food problem for sure. Gross on Austin to keep eating that sandwich....puke!!

They are all truly vile! It almost made me gag seeing Austin taking a bite of her nasty lipstick. Not only is it completely disgusting, I guess her lipshits aren't so long wearing. Any idea where they are going? Surely not to a service for Jon??!! I could just see her showing up with her entourage, decked out in overpriced designer clothes and a $10,000 bag. Oh, and because eVeRyOnE in her DM's were asking for outfit details, she'll link it for yOu gUiSe! She is such trash!

[bundy72]

You guuiise I'm pre diabetic, not diabetic!

[Silverwinged]

i wonder if shes doing the HCG diet or taking victoza/ozempic for weight loss.