David Dobrik/Vlog Squad (Part 45)

[SalsaTango]

I was rolling on the floor listening to the podcast, thinking about all the sisters here, day dreaming about David being the sex master, with his big slovak dick and his choke kink, only for him to confess he prefers to wank it than to spank it.
And everyone knows what that means: the kid has no idea what he's doing in bed. How bad can you be at sex that you would rather masturbate?
I knew he was a derp guy in general, but now the only thing i can picture is the imitation that Jeff did of him in the car that time. cant remember the vlog.

[FilofaxK]

I was rolling on the floor listening to the podcast, thinking about all the sisters here, day dreaming about David being the sex master, with his big slovak dick and his choke kink, only for him to confess he prefers to wank it than to spank it.
And everyone knows what that means: the kid has no idea what he's doing in bed. How bad can you be at sex that you would rather masturbate?
I knew he was a derp guy in general, but now the only thing i can picture is the imitation that Jeff did of him in the car that time. cant remember the vlog.

I totally get you, but Jeff said it too??!!!! Which is why I had to ask if it's a general male thing.

[Newname065]

I was rolling on the floor listening to the podcast, thinking about all the sisters here, day dreaming about David being the sex master, with his big slovak dick and his choke kink, only for him to confess he prefers to wank it than to spank it.
And everyone knows what that means: the kid has no idea what he's doing in bed. How bad can you be at sex that you would rather masturbate?
I knew he was a derp guy in general, but now the only thing i can picture is the imitation that Jeff did of him in the car that time. cant remember the vlog.

As a guy I thought he meant something completely different.
Thats why he threw in the vanillasex comment towards Nat.
The dude watched so many pornos that he should know some stuff and maybe found out that way that girls in real life don't just all act like his fav pornstars.
He must have a choking fetish of some sort and seems to be into toys in a way. Remember when he did one of the adam and eve brand deals with C&E he said something along the lines of "If men had all these toys you'd never see me again".

@Filo: Jeff said it because it was a choice between never masturbate or have sex with the same woman. So he'd rather masturbate.
David would just rather masturbate no matter how many woman lol

[FilofaxK]

I was rolling on the floor listening to the podcast, thinking about all the sisters here, day dreaming about David being the sex master, with his big slovak dick and his choke kink, only for him to confess he prefers to wank it than to spank it.
And everyone knows what that means: the kid has no idea what he's doing in bed. How bad can you be at sex that you would rather masturbate?
I knew he was a derp guy in general, but now the only thing i can picture is the imitation that Jeff did of him in the car that time. cant remember the vlog.

As a guy I thought he meant something completely different.
Thats why he threw in the vanillasex comment towards Nat.
The dude watched so many pornos that he should know some stuff and maybe found out that way that girls in real life don't just all act like his fav pornstars.
He must have a choking fetish of some sort and seems to be into toys in a way. Remember when he did one of the adam and eve brand deals with C&E he said something along the lines of "If men had all these toys you'd never see me again".

@Filo: Jeff said it because it was a choice between never masturbate or have sex with the same woman. So he'd rather masturbate.
David would just rather masturbate no matter how many woman lol

Do these people not know what marriage is? I don't even want to get married and I would still choose dick all day long.

[Teacup30]

David has to suck at sex right? I mean, WHO SAYS THAT. Literally noone, thats who. Didn't he say something not long ago about how sex looks gross cause its very animalistic?

Yeah we were wrong guys. He's got the equipment but no idea what to do with it. What a shame.

[Paschdav]

David has to suck at sex right? I mean, WHO SAYS THAT. Literally noone, thats who. Didn't he say something not long ago about how sex looks gross cause its very animalistic?

Yeah we were wrong guys. He's got the equipment but no idea what to do with it. What a shame.

nothing a good teacher cant change.

[SalsaTango]

I was rolling on the floor listening to the podcast, thinking about all the sisters here, day dreaming about David being the sex master, with his big slovak dick and his choke kink, only for him to confess he prefers to wank it than to spank it.
And everyone knows what that means: the kid has no idea what he's doing in bed. How bad can you be at sex that you would rather masturbate?
I knew he was a derp guy in general, but now the only thing i can picture is the imitation that Jeff did of him in the car that time. cant remember the vlog.

I totally get you, but Jeff said it too??!!!! Which is why I had to ask if it's a general male thing.

In Jeff's defense, he said he prefers masturbation to sex with the same person, that's more of a commitment issue, I feel.
David prefers it over sex in general, that's just weird.
Jeff's answer was kinda weird too.
I mean Jason was way too dramatic with the whole: "when i got married, i was like, so that's it, huh? always the same person", which shouldnt surprise me cuz he still gives me old man perv vibes. he looks like he's thinking about sex all the time.

No matter how vanilla your sexual life is, there is no imagination while wanking it that can surpasse it, I mean cmon.

[Newname065]

I was rolling on the floor listening to the podcast, thinking about all the sisters here, day dreaming about David being the sex master, with his big slovak dick and his choke kink, only for him to confess he prefers to wank it than to spank it.
And everyone knows what that means: the kid has no idea what he's doing in bed. How bad can you be at sex that you would rather masturbate?
I knew he was a derp guy in general, but now the only thing i can picture is the imitation that Jeff did of him in the car that time. cant remember the vlog.

As a guy I thought he meant something completely different.
Thats why he threw in the vanillasex comment towards Nat.
The dude watched so many pornos that he should know some stuff and maybe found out that way that girls in real life don't just all act like his fav pornstars.
He must have a choking fetish of some sort and seems to be into toys in a way. Remember when he did one of the adam and eve brand deals with C&E he said something along the lines of "If men had all these toys you'd never see me again".

@Filo: Jeff said it because it was a choice between never masturbate or have sex with the same woman. So he'd rather masturbate.
David would just rather masturbate no matter how many woman lol

Do these people not know what marriage is? I don't even want to get married and I would still choose dick all day long.

Maybe its different when you're in LA and get new IG models everyday.
If you're just 30, not in love and finally got the clout you tried so hard for over the last years... you want to try and see what you can get

Jason said he tried to get his ex to have some other fun too. David seemed down for marriage when he's older lol
Maybe he'll find someone who will try whatever mask or contraption he hid in his closet

[Teacup30]

I need a man to help out my brain here, would you pick wanking over sex for the rest of your life?

No

His reasoning was also stupid. "because you know how you want it"
Like open your mouth and talk to your partner.
He must've had some bad bad experiences.

OMG what if he likes to choke AND sucks in bed?
I too prefer my hand all day any day. Bye no thanks Dave.

[Newname065]

I need a man to help out my brain here, would you pick wanking over sex for the rest of your life?

No

His reasoning was also stupid. "because you know how you want it"
Like open your mouth and talk to your partner.
He must've had some bad bad experiences.

OMG what if he likes to choke AND sucks in bed?
I too prefer my hand all day any day. Bye no thanks Dave.

If he tried that shit on his "queen" Liza and she told him he's disgusting for it...

We need David to fall for Corinna or Tana, they'd be down for whatever. Maybe he'd open up a bit more lol

[Teacup30]

I need a man to help out my brain here, would you pick wanking over sex for the rest of your life?

No

His reasoning was also stupid. "because you know how you want it"
Like open your mouth and talk to your partner.
He must've had some bad bad experiences.

OMG what if he likes to choke AND sucks in bed?
I too prefer my hand all day any day. Bye no thanks Dave.

If he tried that shit on his "queen" Liza and she told him he's disgusting for it...

We need David to fall for Corinna or Tana, they'd be down for whatever. Maybe he'd open up a bit more lol

Corinna hates the choking too, he's tried it on her and she had a panic attack

All I'm saying is you need to learn to walk before you can run. No kinky shit until you can nail the vanilla stuff thanks.

[smj1799]

I was rolling on the floor listening to the podcast, thinking about all the sisters here, day dreaming about David being the sex master, with his big slovak dick and his choke kink, only for him to confess he prefers to wank it than to spank it.
And everyone knows what that means: the kid has no idea what he's doing in bed. How bad can you be at sex that you would rather masturbate?
I knew he was a derp guy in general, but now the only thing i can picture is the imitation that Jeff did of him in the car that time. cant remember the vlog.

I totally get you, but Jeff said it too??!!!! Which is why I had to ask if it's a general male thing.

In Jeff's defense, he said he prefers masturbation to sex with the same person, that's more of a commitment issue, I feel.
David prefers it over sex in general, that's just weird.
Jeff's answer was kinda weird too.
I mean Jason was way too dramatic with the whole: "when i got married, i was like, so that's it, huh? always the same person", which shouldnt surprise me cuz he still gives me old man perv vibes. he looks like he's thinking about sex all the time.

No matter how vanilla your sexual life is, there is no imagination while wanking it that can surpasse it, I mean cmon.

Jeff also said “with who” afterwards so i’m guessing he thought he doesn’t get to chose the person so he’d rather masturbate than end up having sex with one person he really doesn’t want to have sex with

[Paschdav]

I need a man to help out my brain here, would you pick wanking over sex for the rest of your life?

No

His reasoning was also stupid. "because you know how you want it"
Like open your mouth and talk to your partner.
He must've had some bad bad experiences.

OMG what if he likes to choke AND sucks in bed?
I too prefer my hand all day any day. Bye no thanks Dave.

If he tried that shit on his "queen" Liza and she told him he's disgusting for it...

We need David to fall for Corinna or Tana, they'd be down for whatever. Maybe he'd open up a bit more lol

Im thinking he had some bad experiences in the past, maybe it goes hand in hand with his insecurities.

[FilofaxK]

I never thought I would say this, but yes Tana. Please go and help a boy out. Don't fake it and teach him some lessons.

[Newname065]

I need a man to help out my brain here, would you pick wanking over sex for the rest of your life?

No

His reasoning was also stupid. "because you know how you want it"
Like open your mouth and talk to your partner.
He must've had some bad bad experiences.

OMG what if he likes to choke AND sucks in bed?
I too prefer my hand all day any day. Bye no thanks Dave.

If he tried that shit on his "queen" Liza and she told him he's disgusting for it...

We need David to fall for Corinna or Tana, they'd be down for whatever. Maybe he'd open up a bit more lol

Corinna hates the choking too, he's tried it on her and she had a panic attack

All I'm saying is you need to learn to walk before you can run. No kinky shit until you can nail the vanilla stuff thanks.

But that was with other people there, in between having a pillow fight and recording the podcast. Or he's crazy and thinks he really needs to choke people out without having actual control over the situation.
Who knows. I'm still thinking he's into more fetish stuff and has no one to do it with, rather then just being bad.

Also wasn't it Jeff who asked something about David and Jason doing funny stuff... if he has to ask about that, that means they never talked about it and so his impression of David in the car has 0 validity to it.
I doubt David is open about any of that stuff with any of the LA dudes. Ilya must know how he's doing... so Ilya, you know your next podcast title. That will get you some views

[FilofaxK]

No

His reasoning was also stupid. "because you know how you want it"
Like open your mouth and talk to your partner.
He must've had some bad bad experiences.

OMG what if he likes to choke AND sucks in bed?
I too prefer my hand all day any day. Bye no thanks Dave.

If he tried that shit on his "queen" Liza and she told him he's disgusting for it...

We need David to fall for Corinna or Tana, they'd be down for whatever. Maybe he'd open up a bit more lol

Corinna hates the choking too, he's tried it on her and she had a panic attack

All I'm saying is you need to learn to walk before you can run. No kinky shit until you can nail the vanilla stuff thanks.

But that was with other people there, in between having a pillow fight and recording the podcast. Or he's crazy and thinks he really needs to choke people out without having actual control over the situation.
Who knows. I'm still thinking he's into more fetish stuff and has no one to do it with, rather then just being bad.

Also wasn't it Jeff who asked something about David and Jason doing funny stuff... if he has to ask about that, that means they never talked about it and so his impression of David in the car has 0 validity to it.
I doubt David is open about any of that stuff with any of the LA dudes. Ilya must know how he's doing... so Ilya, you know your next podcast title. That will get you some views

Ilya can teach me some things too, I'll even let him video it

[haterhatercam]

I can't tell if Natalie is actually freaky or she just came off sounding that way because of the guys all giving such weird answers. Also, David is definitely a porn addict.
I had to laugh when David said that people will say he's never had good sex, it was immediately what I thought. I thought David was a big softie and sex with someone he loved would be better than anything. Wierd.

[Newname065]

No

His reasoning was also stupid. "because you know how you want it"
Like open your mouth and talk to your partner.
He must've had some bad bad experiences.

OMG what if he likes to choke AND sucks in bed?
I too prefer my hand all day any day. Bye no thanks Dave.

If he tried that shit on his "queen" Liza and she told him he's disgusting for it...

We need David to fall for Corinna or Tana, they'd be down for whatever. Maybe he'd open up a bit more lol

Corinna hates the choking too, he's tried it on her and she had a panic attack

All I'm saying is you need to learn to walk before you can run. No kinky shit until you can nail the vanilla stuff thanks.

Wait what? When did he try it on Corinna? Did they have sex?

It was before they recorded a podcast. She was pillow fighting with him on his bed and I guess he choked her a bit... like you do

They never had sex even though she slept over at his parents house before the whole LA/Vlog thing happened.

[Paschdav]

OMG what if he likes to choke AND sucks in bed?
I too prefer my hand all day any day. Bye no thanks Dave.

If he tried that shit on his "queen" Liza and she told him he's disgusting for it...

We need David to fall for Corinna or Tana, they'd be down for whatever. Maybe he'd open up a bit more lol

Corinna hates the choking too, he's tried it on her and she had a panic attack

All I'm saying is you need to learn to walk before you can run. No kinky shit until you can nail the vanilla stuff thanks.

Wait what? When did he try it on Corinna? Did they have sex?

It was before they recorded a podcast. She was pillow fighting with him on his bed and I guess he choked her a bit... like you do

They never had sex even though she slept over at his parents house before the whole LA/Vlog thing happened.

I dont know how much I trust all that talk. They were very flirty when they first moved to LA.

[Newname065]

It's 6:45 into the "Winning $40.000 in Vegas" Podcast.
Right after that they get into the sleeping over part. Corinna asks "oooh did you like me?"
She wouldn't ask that if anything happened lol

He def liked her but got scared after she agreed to sleep over at his place.
Nothing better then playing with some guinea pigs when your both 17 and are alone in a house after a night out lol