BargainBeautyMom General Thread Part 1

[SoJealous]

Just watched her getting ready with me vif, & I'm confused about a few things:

Her eyelids CHAFE? (Sp?)
That's her LIGHT look? It looks like she got punched in the eyes by a dogs ass.
Does anyone else see the placement of the picture by the door? It's shoved between the door frame & the light switch. It's like she had to put it there to remind herself that someone actually wanted to marry her.
Why is she putting the darker color on the lid & the lighter in the crease? I mean I guess it doesn't matter because her lid space recedes into the abyss of her flappy lids when she's done.
She's getting tired of fried foods - they're supposed to be a treat Mariar, not a meal plan.
Is she really that stupid that the ugly "look" takes 20-25 minutes?! I can shower do my makeup take a shit and do the damn dishes in that time.
Man I hate this woman.

Your eyelids would chafe too if you applied that much, that hard, to your eyelids on the daily. I have the same reaction as to her color choices. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????????

You made me re-watch to see the picture thing. Weird.

I am also MUCH speedier, even when I am being fussy.

I lurrrrrrrve her. I find her baffling, but I appreciate what she brings to the table.

Also, she is extra difficult to comprehend on Keek today.

I love to hate her. I just can't wrap my head around her. I didn't know people could be this cluelees! It creeps me out that she owns the Naked palette too ... It's even creepier when she says "naked" **shudders**

It's also funny that she went on a long rant about losing weight then said she's going out for breakfast, most likely to get some greasy high calorie skillet. Oh Mariar. Mariar Mariar Mariar.

[yestheyrereal]

Just watched her getting ready with me vif, & I'm confused about a few things:

Her eyelids CHAFE? (Sp?)
That's her LIGHT look? It looks like she got punched in the eyes by a dogs ass.
Does anyone else see the placement of the picture by the door? It's shoved between the door frame & the light switch. It's like she had to put it there to remind herself that someone actually wanted to marry her.
Why is she putting the darker color on the lid & the lighter in the crease? I mean I guess it doesn't matter because her lid space recedes into the abyss of her flappy lids when she's done.
She's getting tired of fried foods - they're supposed to be a treat Mariar, not a meal plan.
Is she really that stupid that the ugly "look" takes 20-25 minutes?! I can shower do my makeup take a shit and do the damn dishes in that time.
Man I hate this woman.

Your eyelids would chafe too if you applied that much, that hard, to your eyelids on the daily. I have the same reaction as to her color choices. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????????

You made me re-watch to see the picture thing. Weird.

I am also MUCH speedier, even when I am being fussy.

I lurrrrrrrve her. I find her baffling, but I appreciate what she brings to the table.

Also, she is extra difficult to comprehend on Keek today.

I love to hate her. I just can't wrap my head around her. I didn't know people could be this cluelees! It creeps me out that she owns the Naked palette too ... It's even creepier when she says "naked" **shudders**

It's also funny that she went on a long rant about losing weight then said she's going out for breakfast, most likely to get some greasy high calorie skillet. Oh Mariar. Mariar Mariar Mariar.

It is creepy pants whenever she says anything remotely sexy times oriented. I have no faith whatsoever that she will lose any weight. She cannot even convince herself to change how she does her eyeshadow, much less how she eats and...exercises?! Inconceivable.

[yestheyrereal]

I really need a Mariar dupe. One is not enough.

[yestheyrereal]

Oh yay! AWarmPlace is still up!

[AWarmPlace]

Hell yeah I am! Awp and going to bed before 2 AM does not work.
Unfortunately, Mariar is about as Derp as they get before you fall into the mentally challenged gurus that I don't make fun of. I have some limits! Some. In terms of makeup skills, the aforementioned TreishaProMUA is only marginally better than Mariar. Of course, Treisha's naked pallette is fake and The Vifinaturrrrrrr's is real. :p

[yestheyrereal]

I totes need to go to bed soon, but I got so excited when I saw you were on. I also have limits. It is a really particular balance that makes Mariar great. She is awkward and trainwrecky enough to be funny, but not so much as to be sad. Also, Mariar, unlike some other potential gooorooos, seems to be a generally happy Mariar. Some are really mopey. That is why a dupe is so hard to find

[yestheyrereal]

GAH! Checking out one of your recommendations, 3140babygirl. WTF is up with the skulls and do rag?! EEP!

[yestheyrereal]

GAH! Checking out one of your recommendations, 3140babygirl. WTF is up with the skulls and do rag?! EEP!

You know you are watching a beauty channel when you hear, "shitload."

Klassy with a K.

[AWarmPlace]

Ah, Babehgurrrlll Jameh! She used to film hauls in a post office where she worked, struggled with meth addictions in the distant past, doesn't have custody of her daughters because of "mistakes", and occasionally references a mysterious man named Billy.

She does the tackiest nail art on YT, trust me. She is constantly making "GLITTAH mixes" for your nails to trade, and even though it's just a bunch of dollar tree glitter thrown in a bag, she treats it like a high art.

[irish2006]

Just watched her getting ready with me vif, & I'm confused about a few things:

Her eyelids CHAFE? (Sp?)
That's her LIGHT look? It looks like she got punched in the eyes by a dogs ass.
Does anyone else see the placement of the picture by the door? It's shoved between the door frame & the light switch. It's like she had to put it there to remind herself that someone actually wanted to marry her.
Why is she putting the darker color on the lid & the lighter in the crease? I mean I guess it doesn't matter because her lid space recedes into the abyss of her flappy lids when she's done.
She's getting tired of fried foods - they're supposed to be a treat Mariar, not a meal plan.
Is she really that stupid that the ugly "look" takes 20-25 minutes?! I can shower do my makeup take a shit and do the damn dishes in that time.
Man I hate this woman.

Your eyelids would chafe too if you applied that much, that hard, to your eyelids on the daily. I have the same reaction as to her color choices. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????????

You made me re-watch to see the picture thing. Weird.

I am also MUCH speedier, even when I am being fussy.

I lurrrrrrrve her. I find her baffling, but I appreciate what she brings to the table.

Also, she is extra difficult to comprehend on Keek today.

I love to hate her. I just can't wrap my head around her. I didn't know people could be this cluelees! It creeps me out that she owns the Naked palette too ... It's even creepier when she says "naked" **shudders**

It's also funny that she went on a long rant about losing weight then said she's going out for breakfast, most likely to get some greasy high calorie skillet. Oh Mariar. Mariar Mariar Mariar.

^^^^Yes to all of the above. I want to compare Mariar to a car crash that you can't look away from even if you try, but it's different than that. It's kind of like the Real Housewives of the Bottom Feeders or something like that. You're looking on saying "don't but that plastic HK shit, you don't need another eyeshadow even if it is $1, NO...STOP...DON'T BUY YOUR GROCERIES AT THE DOLLAR STORE." But she never listens, never learns... I'll admit it, I'm hooked.

[yestheyrereal]

Ah, Babehgurrrlll Jameh! She used to film hauls in a post office where she worked, struggled with meth addictions in the distant past, doesn't have custody of her daughters because of "mistakes", and occasionally references a mysterious man named Billy.

She does the tackiest nail art on YT, trust me. She is constantly making "GLITTAH mixes" for your nails to trade, and even though it's just a bunch of dollar tree glitter thrown in a bag, she treats it like a high art.

Wow. That is one heck of a back story!

Also, TreishaproMUA, another of your recommendations for a Mariar backup, posted a truly EEP review today. Caution: it has to do with sexy times.

[Fat Shark]

Also, it freaks me out whenever I find out she owns something that I do (i.e. the Naked Palette).

And why does she need so many backups?! WHY? Why does she need a backup of white nail polish? IT IS NOT GOING AWAY.

So she can use them once then give them away in swaps.

[yestheyrereal]

Also, it freaks me out whenever I find out she owns something that I do (i.e. the Naked Palette).

And why does she need so many backups?! WHY? Why does she need a backup of white nail polish? IT IS NOT GOING AWAY.

So she can use them once then give them away in swaps.

That I had not thought of! I would never use anything that girl gave me. Her hygiene is far too spooky

[yestheyrereal]

Today's keek revealed that Mariar has a best friend! I am SOOOOOOOOO dying for this person to do a guest spot on her YT channel. I am soo curious. Dare I wish it? Could she be a Mariar dupe?

[irish2006]

Serious fungi nail alert in her latest Keek. I'm feeling queasy.

[AWarmPlace]

Aww, Derpy found a fungal friend! I hope she has THREE times as many chins as Mariar! And that she wears bright pink blush! And that they exchange preschool-level Christmas card every year! And that she uses a shit ton of fake tan! I wanna see this chick!

[Fat Shark]

Aww, Derpy found a fungal friend! I hope she has THREE times as many chins as Mariar! And that she wears bright pink blush! And that they exchange preschool-level Christmas card every year! And that she uses a shit ton of fake tan! I wanna see this chick!

Oh crap. Another fungi?

[Rtc_Frtc]

Latest Keek. She needs opinions on her eye look.

https://www.keek.com/craftybeautydiva76

[SoJealous]

Latest Keek. She needs opinions on her eye look.

Does she allow comments on her Keek? I've never used the app. I'd love to give it to her!

Does anyone remember wayyyyy back on Beauty Broadcast Facebook page when someone did a swap with Mariar & Mariar took forever to send the package & when the lady got it all the stuff was disgusting & broken to the point where it was clear that Marair has smeared the makeup around herself?

[Fat Shark]

Latest Keek. She needs opinions on her eye look.

Does she allow comments on her Keek? I've never used the app. I'd love to give it to her!

Does anyone remember wayyyyy back on Beauty Broadcast Facebook page when someone did a swap with Mariar & Mariar took forever to send the package & when the lady got it all the stuff was disgusting & broken to the point where it was clear that Marair has smeared the makeup around herself?

Yes, you can comment and unless you are kissing her ass she'll delete you and block you. Since I already consider Keek a PIA to use, I don't bother commenting because I don't want to have to make a new account to follow this mess.

I remember the BB page, but I wasn't around for that business. I heard about it though. I think it's become like an urban legend, except it totally happened!