BargainBeautyMom General Thread Part 1

[yestheyrereal]

Okay, I am 9 minutes into the Hobby Lobby haul and it is painfully boring. Zzzzzzz... It is not beautymakeupandmore boring, but still.

[AWarmPlace]

I want you to know you just sent me into a fit of giggles.

In breaking news, she just posted another vif!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfr5w0eg ... detailpage

That's my job. *bows*


Ah hell yeah, a crafting vif! Let's see what's going on here...
-Holy shit, I didn't know she actually goes to the doctor. Why haven't they, idk, DONE SOMETHING?
-OH MY GOD SHE'S GOING INTO CRAFTING. PREPARE FOR GLITTER AND HELLO KITTY SCRAPBOOKING DONE WITH THE FINESSE OF THE TWO-YEAR-OLD.
-PSYCHOBABBLE YES
-Mah hussbund, mah hussbund...This is your haul, damnit. Not his.
-I was right! She shows a card she made, and it looks like something a child makes in art class.
-I'm still waiting for Crafts and Beauty to meet...glue a button to your forehead, damn it! It's large enough to be easy!
-I'm starting to get to irritated to continue, but I will press on...
-Oh my god, when you think about what goes on with her kids, that sticker is perfect. PREFECT. I can't even. "I smile because I'm your mother, I laugh because you can't do anything about it." I'm glad I kept watching!
-She says yet like the not-eighty-year-old is going to die.
-Okay, I'm done. Eight minutes of duuurrrr is enough for today.

Laurieann is painfully boring. She's not trainwrecky enough to be funny, so all you get out of it is a dose of her Prison face. He IG is enough for you to get your lolz from her FOTDS that don't even look like they're there and her crappy nail challenges.

[yestheyrereal]

THAT WAS THE BEST RECAP EVER! I was also having the EXACT same reactions to the VIF! I am at 12:07 and determined to make it to the end. Does Bmam have her own thread? Because I think she needs one. What is her IG?

[AWarmPlace]

If she hasn't changed it, I believe it's Laurieann14. Something like that. IDK if it's private or not.

She does need a thread. It may be kind of slow though. I mean, booooorrrrring.

[yestheyrereal]

Agreed, I have only gotten through one of Bmam's videos but it rules! Do yourself a favor...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VExdAiExI7s

Also, there is NO WAY Mariar's husband knows or cares that much about her makeup collection.

[AWarmPlace]

OH MY GOD.

The hello kitty tank top with her boobs and belly hanging out.
The skintight shorts.
The nonexistent makeup.
This broad needs a thread.


As for Derpy's husband, many suspect she just said things to justify her buying too much shit. I personally don't know about their relationship, I just make fun of 'em.

[yestheyrereal]

OH MY GOD.

The hello kitty tank top with her boobs and belly hanging out.
The skintight shorts.
The nonexistent makeup.
This broad needs a thread.


As for Derpy's husband, many suspect she just said things to justify her buying too much shit. I personally don't know about their relationship, I just make fun of 'em.

Done and done! Bmam now has a thread in the Under 1,000 Forum.

Though that vid is the only one I have watched all the way through, I have shared the LOLZ because it just killed me.

[AWarmPlace]

Ha, great! Now if only she would churn out the lulz like Mariar. Mariar is a regular lulz factory, like the factories her Dollar Tree makeup is made in.

[Fat Shark]

Re: the gouges in her make up

I think they are from her rubbing her fingers in products for "swatching". She probably gets her nails in there to dig.

[irish2006]

If I did not know she owned brushes, I would totally suspect she claws at it with her fingers. It is so weird that she continues to do her shadow like that when she has had TONS of feedback about it. Also, did you catch in her recent video when she said she SKIPPED WASHING HER FACE one day in the last week and broke out? WTF?! She lives in Texas and piles on makeup AND that is just basic hygiene! Do you think she meant she did not wash AT ALL? I am having the hardest time believing that

Oh my dear yestheyarereal, I guess you haven't seen the carpeting in her apartment. Mariar showed something and in the process we got a glimpse (that was enough) of the carpet in her apartment. There. Are. No. Words. I wish I could remember that vif that was in. Can anyone help traumatize yestheyarereal?

[Fat Shark]

I remember I saw a picture once where she had her step granddaughter on that carpet. It was like they made a hole for her in the garbage piles. It's not even fit for her pets and they plopped the baby in one of those seated rolling things on it.

[AWarmPlace]

Allow me to do the traumatizing:

[AWarmPlace]

Fuck it, I'm making that last one my new avatar.

[AWarmPlace]

Avatar not working. Goddamn.

My sincerest apologies for posting up a storm, but to make it up to you, here's MORE TRAUMA:








You are so very welcome.

[Fat Shark]

What has been seen cannot be unseen. I've seen them before and they still hurt me.

[AWarmPlace]

Y'all have been properly hazed now, carry on.

[irish2006]

Allow me to do the traumatizing:

Yesyesyes! That's the one!!

[irish2006]

Awarmplace is bringing it tonight. Of course, she is also potentially causing multiple cases of PTSD but it can't be helped

[AWarmPlace]

Awarmplace is bringing it tonight. Of course, she is also potentially causing multiple cases of PTSD but it can't be helped

If it makes you feel any better, I'm not sorry at all. There's always more where that came from if anyone has any requests for info on the ever chugging Mariarmobile.

[kbanana]

Somehow I'm lucky enough to follow her on Instagram & just wow!